That's right everyone is posting about counselling stuff on here and I thought I would post one for just LOVE. Guys have questions about how or why girls do things or if she is really flirting with you. Ask them here. I can't promise I have all the answers but I will sure try my best to get as much info on what you need. Girls need help with guys ask here as well. Married problems? Playing Zorg empire got your wife mad at you and making you sleep on the front porch? Talk about it here. Also if you have friend ship problems you can post here as well. Like if your friend of a long time just out of the blue turns their back on you and pushes you in the mud and steps on your back. Just remember guys PG-13 No rude comments. Nothing to personal or dirty. Also if someone post something do not post anything rude to them or about them. NO and I mean NO picking on each other as well. Just have fun with this and please be respectful of others.

I fell in love with a girl on Zorg Empire. What should I do? Get a life, stalk her, send her flowers, or crash her fleet so she knows how much I really care.

Well there is this girl that I met in chat. She will not let me tame her, even though I said please. Is it okay to forcibly give her what I know she wants deep down?

MrCleanx: To show her you love her CRASH YOUR fleet into her planets so she will have the DF. Then if she lives near you please don't stalk her. She might beat you with a bat or a frying pan.

Eric: Depend's on if she secretly wants you to do this. Look deep into her eyes and you might find the answer.

I fear my fleet might be too big for her to handle. In order to stalk her I would have to fly across the ocean.... is there a cheaper way to show my feelings?

Well you can send your fleet in small parts. lol And a cheaper way to show her your feelings start a post on the forums about how much you love her and stuff. Tell the world of your love. Also you can name all your planets and moons after her. That doesn't take much.

RejectRagDoll wrote: Also you can name all your planets and moons after her.

+5 GP

lol what makes you qualified to be giving relationship advice

Everyone seems to be giving some kinda advice on here now. So I thought what the heck I can start my own. PLUS everyone comes to me for advice. lol. Gives me something to do ya know.

ok then.
can you help me get laid???
what am i doing wrong? lol