Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings

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Kabal when "intoxicated" (he called me on the phone and said this to me):

"Gawd there's so much snow on the ground...Have you ever looked up where the snow comes from? Like in the sky? It comes down, y'know, from clouds. Clouds! Where rain comes from! WTF IS SNOW?!"
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Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings

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There is always "Line up in a circle" ,or " Everyone line up alphabetically according to height." which always confuses large crowds. And for the gullible, there is the immortal "I can hear the orange in this room. Can't you?"
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