
--On the final probe report that was in my messages,
The server got crashed down,
Admin was e-mail checking,
Kabal was fleet bragging,
Ahsan was "two-cents"-ing,
SBT was trolling,
Witch was broomly flying,
Ista was moon popping,
Slash was spaaaaaaaaam waaaaaaaarning...
Gump was terrorizing,
Eclipse was multi-dotting,
Curtis was rebuilding,
And Weresloth's making steaming hot teeeeeeaaaaaa
And now for year two....Red text edition!

Prologue (during the actual song, sing it in your head

A few systems back - on a planet in G-6,
I started out - knowing no rules, hints, or tricks.
But now I've got a lot more turf,
And I've spied around my universe....
Seeing things that make me laugh,
When all of my ships came back.
--On the first probe report that was in my messages,
I saw Rejy dancing with some zombies!
--On the second probe report that was in my messages,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the third probe report that was in my messages,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the fourth probe report that was in my messages,
Surrias was vacationing,
Traid was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the fifth probe report that was in my messages,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias is vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the sixth probe report that was in my messages,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias is vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the seventh probe report that was in my messages,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias is vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the eigth probe report that was in my messages,
Karroth was mediating,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias was vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the nineth probe report that was in my messages,
Zorg was chat trolling,
Karroth was mediating,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias was vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the tenth probe report that was in my messages,
RJ was devouring,
Zorg was chat trolling,
Karroth was mediating,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias was vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the eleventh probe report that was in my messages,
Ista was returning,
RJ was devouring,
Zorg was chat trolling,
Karroth was mediating,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias was vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!
--On the final probe report that was in my messages,
Fish and I were trucing,
Ista was returning,
RJ was devouring,
Zorg was chat trolling,
Karroth was mediating,
Novac was inquiring,
Kick was bluntly ranting,
Bluey's mod baaaaaaaaitingggggggggggggg!
Surrias was vaca-ing,
Triad was provoking,
Spy was complaining,
and Rejy's dancing with some zombies!