I am the person that holds them down. You perform the search.

well, guess i got to put the vacuum cleaner through her paces.

You are a sick sick human being... a funny sick sick human being...

yo dawg i heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos dawg

For those of you who are like me, and don't speak rap, here's the translation.

Yo, dawg. I heard you and your do like yo-yo's so we put your dog in a yo-yo so you can yo-yo your dog while your dog yo-yo's, dawg.

Gangsta...

Pretty sure that posting a single smiley is frowned upon, even in chat, but hey

I do apologize, I am new so I do not know, but, still, it does sum the post up.