At me house we have this little 3 or 4 foot cliff that leads to a patio with a tiny pond. So while I was mowing the lawn, I was pulling the lawnmower backwards and fell off the cliff. Lucky for me the lawn mower didn't come with me.

I don't know if I've ever said this, but I have a huge backyard. Mowing it takes FOREVER. My next door neighbor has a pond that sits at the bottom of a semi-steep hill that begins right at where my backyard ends.

Commet, your story reminded me of when it started raining once, and my lawn mower and I slid all the way down the hill into the pond. I still don't think that I've got all the moss out of the lawn mower's engine.

Not that it matters, since I won't be mowing for another few weeks... But it was frickin hilarious watchig myself slide 40 feet down that hill.

Speaking of falling down hills/cliffs, this reminds me of a time I went hiking in the woods with my friends. We found this little hillish cliff thing. it was not completely straight down but close, i would classify it as a cliff. If was about 15 - 20 feet high and we decided to climb it.

We climbed all the way up with no injuries but then, on the way down my legs gave way and i slid down the hill on my side. Cutting both of my knees slightly on the rock at the bottom. So then, my friend ( who used to be Superiordude55) shouted to me, "That looked like fun! I am going to try it!" I tell him no over and over again but he still does it. The look on his face was so funny. I have to say, he is a genuis.

I once fell outta my chair and my tv fell on me. I still have back pains.

after my friend and this girl i wanted to go uot with break up i wait 2 weeks and then i asked her out only to find out they were back together.....

schnitter wrote:after my friend and this girl i wanted to go uot with break up i wait 2 weeks and then i asked her out only to find out they were back together.....

Amazing, great job man.

it can get worse.....

It can always get worse; take it from me.

oh ha ha ha..... very funny sloth...he's right it can

Well, I'm at school in the computer lab searching the interwebs for some new music. I find a band that I like, so I start listening to it through my headphones, which was a good disguise because we were supposed to be doing an audio activity at the time. My teacher comes over about 20 seconds later, yelling at me for not being on task. I soon realize that I plugged my headphones into the microphone slot instead of the headphone slot, and it was playing through the computer speakers for everyone to hear.