Shandris and Gale's Question Corner

Lightning

Shandris and Gale's Question Corner

#1 by Lightning

Ask us anything! Doesn't make sense? Perfect! Shandris and I will tie facts of the question together to come up with an insane, yet logical, answer.

Example:

Why do ferrets like waffles?

Answer:

The body of a ferret weeds out any fiber that they try and digest quickly as a substiute for iron in their systems. Waffles are a GREAT (and tasty) source of fiber. Hence, why ferrets like waffles.

Did the question make sense? Nope.

Ask away and ENJOY!!!! Have anything to say Shandris?

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#2 by Shandris

*puts glasses on and takes out a pencil*

very good point there Gale, i have also found conclusive proof from an outside source (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCZgxBzwKM for more evidence) that adding peanut butter to said waffles will increase the likleyhood of a happy ferret. as with your explanation, peanuts are another fantastic source of fiber! the cleverness (and cuddliness) of ferrets never ceases to amaze me.

thanks for the awesome sig surrias <3

OrionRising

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#3 by OrionRising

I have been pondering upon this question for the last week...

How did ninja turtles get apposible thumbs?

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#4 by Weresloth

Question: Why can't parrots fly backwards even on Tuesdays?

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schnitter

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#5 by schnitter

WHY DOES MY TOE HURT WHEN I MOVE IT!!!!!

Lightning

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#6 by Lightning

Comet: One word....Mutants.

Weresloth: It's true that Tuesday is the "more energy" day from being so lethargic on Mondays....In order to propel one's self backwards, the wings would be needed to moved back first, and pushed forward from an upright position. If you see the anatomy of your average bird (most birds) in Figure 1-A, you'll see that the shoulders are positioned somewhat in front of the body (near the chest) and pulling inwards, enabling them to move their wings backwards given that they're not in that current position. However, parrots are somewhat...."special" . In Figure 1-B, you can see that the shoulders are positioned backwards, giving the parrot no more room to go.

FIG 1-A Modern Bird Anatomy

FIG 1-B Modern Parrot Anatomy

Schnitter: Because Shandris told it to.

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atlervetok

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#7 by atlervetok

why can't i never find my lighter when im drunk?
and why do i always seem to have run out of cigs before i start drinking?

Lightning

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#8 by Lightning

Atler: What can't you find your lighter when you're drunk? You're drunk...thats why. Why do you run out of cigs? Because you smoke.

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Jade

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#9 by Jade

why is it i can't seem to ever reach the remote

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Lightning

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#10 by Lightning

From which position and at which time of what day?

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