First of all, that was a line off of Eclipse's posting. Secondly, I guess blind ppl can drive up to any ATM that you can stroll up to.

"Like OMG...the other day I went to walmart and bought the cutest jacket for my cat....like ok...its for dogs...but, like I couldn't resist....It was purple suede...with like a shear ling trim....and like it was sooooo cute!!"

"Omg that would be awesome...like did you puke your guts up at the Purple Jesus party this weekend?"

"Like omg...I woke up with my pants down to my ankles and with the remote control shoved........well anyway...I just hope there isnt too many pics on the internet of me naked this time"


This is how the conversation behind me at the DMV went, I needed to share.

xar wrote:Instead of laughing, I accidentally said "LOL". I spend way to much time on the computer.

I do that while talking to people sometimes, they all tell me to spend less time on the comp.

Me and my friend were really tired and talking (At this point it's like 7:00 in the morning). All of a sudden I started saying "You ever think about how many people have looked exactly like you in the history of the world? If you think about it, there can only be so many different variations of the genetic code".

We went on for like an hour an this and then passed right out.

I've never seen a homeless guy with bottle of gatorade.

I've never seen a rich man with a conscience.

I've never seen a rich man under 250lbs.

um,,, Bill Gates? what is he about 160 lbs and the richest man in the USA. As a matter of fact the Cream of the Crop are really not overweight at all, its mostly the middle class that are the lard ***.....like me:)