makks wrote:Lethal Weapon

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE SOME MOTHER **** SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER **** PLANE?"

"ive had it with these mo**er fu**in snakes on this mo**er fu**in plane!"

Thatguyeric wrote:STILL MY TURN, but, obviously snakes on a plane. And try to edit out the swears, you will get a warning.

Again, "I didn't know they gave out rings at the halocaust"

Hahaha the Hangover hahaha.

Shut the f**k up, Donny.

The Big Lebowski.

The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!

I watched that last night: History of the World, Part 1.

"Stop fiddlin' with the fungus, and let's get outta here!"

Super Mario Brothers.

My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him.

The genral's daughter

"Hey Chunk! I got some naked pictures of your mom, takin' a bath...Wanna buy em'? Real Cheap!"

goooonies!

"1.21 jiggawatts!!!! 1.21 jiggawatts!!!!!!"
"what the hell is a jiggawatt?"

Back to the Future. (Part 1 of course)

"I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that?"
"Possibly some deranged dry cleaner."

Murder By Death

My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this *****!

Strange Brew

"Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"