Pissing is even better, if theyre small enough.

Scout a guy with tons of reasorces and your about to launch an attack but then he goes into V-mode.....check

Youve not seen her in over 5 weeks and still cant get her out of your head? Check.
Realize youre actually obsessing and its ridiculous? Check.
Realize you need a drink urgently? Check.
Realize that it cant be that bad since you have half a bottle of The Famous Grouse whiskey left and are still refusing to drink it without at least a dozen units previously consumed? Check for now.

Realize youre stupidly satisfied with adding the bolds and italics which for some reason msn just wont let you do without changing your entire writing style? Check.
Oh and noone is ever awake when you think of these things. Check.

/Rant. Check.

getting shot at by a hooker that looked like a dude and being chased down by ur ex gf in her dads big *** dodge truck all in one night on your home from a party

RogueSpearofTRA wrote:/Rant. Check.

Women problems. Check

Ah but typing it out was strangely so much more satisfying than 'women problems.' Plus I got to play with the italics and things.

RogueSpearofTRA wrote:Ah but typing it out was strangely so much more satisfying than 'women problems.'

Anything is better than "women problems".

-ON THE PHONE-

"Yeah it's hailing. Bad."
"Well open the back door and see how big it is."
*Opens* -DOINK!- "Ow!"
"What?!"
"I opened the door and hail flew into my eye!" -ME

CHECK

Mad at yourself for letting Karroth and Kick be more amazing than you? -cough- check -cough-

Am I just implied?

Well, it's pretty obvious that you are implied. Along with Gummpy, Gale, ThatGuyEric, Famine, Gozar, Korroth, and Kick, I could make my own list here... >.>