-which he then bought a bow for, wrote a message, attached it to the tip, and shot it at the princess's window.

... but hit here in the head...

At which point he said to himself, "My oh my, what a crazy day i've been having! It's like a bunch of people who don't know each other are randomly choosing what's going to happen next, sometimes like there's no plot or storyline whatsoever!! This would make a really good story..."

And then...

he went to a pink bar with a lot of guys an orders a cosmopolitan and

he threw a bomb at the bar tender and "accidentally" blew up the world...

luckilly darh vader is his best friend a came to pick him up with his deathstar

atlervetok wrote:luckilly darh vader is his best friend a came to pick him up with his deathstar

but the deathstar was actually fake

so it was a fighter

with only enough room for one person...

so he kicked darth vader out