Zorg Empire

Ok... lets see if yall can figure out what is wrong with this report!


Attacker CafeZeppelin
Type L. Cargo.
Number 30
Weapon 14
Shield 59
Armour 3.450


Defender Witchywoman
Type R. Launcher Ion Cannon S. Shield Dome L. Shield Dome
Number 100 10 1 1
Weapon 162 357 2 2
Shield 51 1.298 3.916 24.420
Armour 475 1.425 3.800 19.000

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 450.000 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 135.000 units of Metal and 135.000 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 2 %


I probably wouldn't put this in the public eye, but it was too funny not to. I had very little resources on my planet and no fleet as it is just a small planet I am building on slowly and not really worried over it. I sent him a message 6 minutes before he hit asking him why he was picking on little ole me. No answer, the hit went through with him losing his cargos. I recieved a message from him shortly after telling me I shouldn't feel special and he was an equal opportunity picker. What???? I'm not special??? He then sent 6 IPM's at my defenses destroying them Ummmmm a waste of resources? I figure he must have enough resources from farming lowbies to cover it though *shrugs and smiles softly* Oh and on a side note*** he didn't even get the debris field*

special delivery i guess

What is strange about that? A typical Azguard attack...

Its possible that he simply forgot to send other ships with it. I've done that before. If you're used to raiding people without Defenses, you get into the habit of just sending Cargos and you'll forget to send attacking ships with it.

Please send your next attack at me then.

Nah I don't do it much anymore, I'm just saying that it happens to people occasionally, especially if they're in a hurry to send off their fleets.

Urweirdsaysi wrote:Its possible that he simply forgot to send other ships with it. I've done that before. If you're used to raiding people without Defenses, you get into the habit of just sending Cargos and you'll forget to send attacking ships with it.

Well I guess I might say that if he is wanting resources and just has to hit the lower levels.... He may want to look at the lower ones all around his area that have approximately 4 times as many resources sitting there, no defenses, no fleet, and for the better part are inactive. Maybe he won't have to use as many resources of his own (30 LC and 6 IPM) to get nothing. Of course, I am just a woman... what do I know EXCEPT that using over 600000 worth of resources and getting nothing, (not even your own debris field) when you are stooping (forced ) to raiding people 200 plus ranks below you, is NOT profitable

And to those who may say I am just upset because he targeted me (getting mad at being hit does nothing but make you lose your concentration on what you are doing), let me say before that idiotic rumor gets started.... no I am actually laughing my backside off because of the situation. It just goes to show that no matter how high the rank, we are all human and do tend to make mistakes. And it is the little mistakes that can make you fall. *AaAaAaAaAhhhhhhhh.....SPLAT!*

Point taken

Though, its possible he wants to give the raids closer to him a chance to recover and then crash them again Its what I do. I'd hate to destroy all the farms around me, so I just destroy the farms farther off

I'm not trying to defend him, I'm Just saying, it was probably just a human error, not an act of stupidity. I've talked to him before and he seems to be pretty intelligent

Lol, this guy deserves some award. he loves to send those IPM's. He sent 5 at me when i was first building a new planet and killed my 150 RL. He was rank 19 at the time, i was in the low 200's. His biggest problem is his arrogance. Currently i am beating down the same planets defenses from which he sent his IPM's. His little arrogance, instead of diplomacy and good game play, has cost him about 6million in defenses so far and left his fleet open to being crushed by somebody a little bigger than me. And you are right witchy, it is funny. After all these are simply pixels on a screen, they dont cost me anything but Zorg rubies when I indulge.