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Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:16 am
by Lightning
My siblings and I (Kabal, Cai, and my older sister - who shall not be named O_o) say a ton of really odd things...not all of them make sense (actually most of them don't). I thought it'd be cool to make a list of some rather original/funny/random lines that we've said or heard around us. If need be, explain why the saying was said (not necessary, just if you want).
Today I came up with a new one. My friend Tess said "I'm about to flip $#!+". I looked at her and just bursted out laughing, her face utterly confused. Whenever I hear that saying...I always think of a sweaty ol' fry cook flippin' burgers somewhere in a dirty kitchen. So I said in response to her,
"I'm about to flip $#!+ patties, Tess!"
And thus my circle of friends have begun to say the patty line...
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:04 am
by KarrothMelu
"Shut up! People are trying to sleep!"
Courtesy of a random lady in a hotel hallway at 3 in the morning. Ironically, it woke everyone up.
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:19 am
by SPY
Lol karr nice one.
posted that in the circular probably all were sleeping didnt get much feed back
BONO addressing a crowd in Scotland: "Every time i clap my hand a child in Africa dies...
"
Some Scottsman far in the back shouted back at him: "Then stop clapping your god damn hands!!!"
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:54 am
by Lightning
Omg I'm using both of those...
EDIT:
I used this one yesterday,
G- " *sniff* Oh man..."
G's Buddy- "What?"
G- "Ew, I smell like a person...like skin."
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:51 am
by ALK_
My friend, the moron, trying to open a foil-packed meal that has been on a fire for an hour-
"OW! PAIN!, It hurts!"
Needless to say, he did not get a ton of sympathy.
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:08 pm
by pupairo12
ALK_ wrote:My friend, the moron, trying to open a foil-packed meal that has been on a fire for an hour-
"OW! PAIN!, It hurts!"
Needless to say, he did not get a ton of sympathy.
Ahh, the full backstory is much better.
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:59 am
by Lightning
I say this many times on a regular basis...
"Shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:08 pm
by SpacemanSpiff
My dad used to say : "There's two sides to every story...and then there's the TRUTH"
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:09 pm
by Dr_triad3
someone I once knew had this saying:Happiness is a loaded gun
Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:19 am
by Lightning
I've heard that one many times. My older sister said this to me a few months ago, I have it written down and recently saw it:
"Your nose breath smells like computers."
I have yet to decypher this O_o.