Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings

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My siblings and I (Kabal, Cai, and my older sister - who shall not be named O_o) say a ton of really odd things...not all of them make sense (actually most of them don't). I thought it'd be cool to make a list of some rather original/funny/random lines that we've said or heard around us. If need be, explain why the saying was said (not necessary, just if you want).

Today I came up with a new one. My friend Tess said "I'm about to flip $#!+". I looked at her and just bursted out laughing, her face utterly confused. Whenever I hear that saying...I always think of a sweaty ol' fry cook flippin' burgers somewhere in a dirty kitchen. So I said in response to her,

"I'm about to flip $#!+ patties, Tess!"

And thus my circle of friends have begun to say the patty line...
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Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings

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Lol karr nice one.

posted that in the circular probably all were sleeping didnt get much feed back :P

BONO addressing a crowd in Scotland: "Every time i clap my hand a child in Africa dies...:("

Some Scottsman far in the back shouted back at him: "Then stop clapping your god damn hands!!!"
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Re: Hilarious, Random, Original Sayings

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I've heard that one many times. My older sister said this to me a few months ago, I have it written down and recently saw it:

"Your nose breath smells like computers."

I have yet to decypher this O_o.
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