Story Time
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:35 am
I wrote this because I just got nothing to do... Hope you like it!!!
I got the idea from a book, but I didn't copy everything.
Here goes.
With the shadow wrapped around him and all the sliver of light dramatically over his eyes, the evil villain Von Clutch stood in the dungeon and watched his captive with predatory amusement.
The dungeon was dark and damp and dank, and the chains that bound the prisoner were big and thick and heavy. They shackled the bones of his wrists to the stone floor, forcing him to kneel.
Von Clutch liked that. The great hero, the living legend who foiled plan after plan, scheme after scheme, was now forced to look up at Von Clutch like he had always been meant to.
The hero, was dark blue in suit, but it is torn out, muddy and burnt. Von Clutch watched him as he struggled to be free from the shackles. He had been in the shadows for 15 minutes, and he hoped that the hero hasn't noticed him. He didn't notice him.
The hero has been shackled for just 4 hours. Von Clutch went out of the shadows.
"Hello Raphael, It's good to see you", Von Clutch said sneering.
Raphael didn't move.
Von Clutch looked at Raphael and thought to himself that he was badly hurt. But he didnt have any concerns for him, he was a villain he thought.
Wait a minute... Is he sleeping?
So Von Clutch gave Raphael a little kick and waked him up.
He cleared his throat and began again.
"Hello Raphael, It's good to see you", Von Clutch replayed again, also sneering.
Raphael yawned and saw Von Clutch.
"Um", Raphael said unsure. "Hello", Raphael said, like in any other conversation to start.
"I have captured you at last", Von Clutch said.
"It seems you have", Raphael answered
"You have spoiled my evil plans for the last time", his voice raising
"It seems I do"
"Now that I have captured you, I will now-"
"Von Clutch? Rupert Von Clutch? Is that you?", Raphael broke Von Clutch's sentence
"Of course it's me! You have spoi-"
"What are you doing here? How are you involved in all this?", Raphael broke Clutch's sentence again
"What? What am I doing here. . .? What do you mean what am I doing here? I've captured you!", Clutch said defensively
"Yes, you have captured me, but what are you and Revil doing together?"
"What? I dont even know who Revil is!"
"So your not going to bring back Gummpy into this world again?"
"Of course not! Why would I want Gummpy back in this world?" (Sorry Gummpy, couldnt think of any other names, no offence)
"Ah, so your not here to bring back Gummpy"
"Yes that is right"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I'm here to rule the world", Clutch said, raising his clenched fist.
"OK then"
"OK? your not going to stop me? but your my arch-enemy", Clutch said confused.
"Of course not. I'm shackled here right? how am I going to get out?", Raphael said
"What? what do you mean? But you always get out!"
"Um, it seems I do"
"Then what is your escape plan?"
"I dont know"
"But, but, but, your my arch-enemy, your supposed to have plans"
"You? my arch-enemy? no, no, no, your not my arch-enemy"
"Then who is?"
"There's Mevolent, Serpine, and the others, but not you"
"Then where am I on your villains list? I'm a great killer!"
"Um, no your not"
"Then do I look like to you?"
"Merely a killer"
"Merely?"
"Yep"
Clutch looked at Raphael for a while, confused. After 2 minutes he picked up his robe then began to walk out.
"Where are you going?", Raphael said
"I'm going to rule the world", Clutch said
"OK"
"Um, I have a question", Raphael said
"What?", Clutch said, annoyed
"About you "ruling the world" plan, how do you plan to rule the world exactly?"
"Thats my secret!", Clutch said, still annoyed
"OK. Another question"
"WHAT?", Clutch, anger rising in his head
"Let's say you ruled the world. How are you going to solve the issues?"
"What issues?"
"Like, the whole world revolting against you"
"I'll kill them all"
"How?"
"I'll hire thousands of soldiers"
"OK, how bout the media?"
"What about the media?"
"They will make a bad story about you"
"I'll kill them too"
"how bout-", then Clutch blurted out
"Shut up! Why am I supposed to talk to you anyways? your the one shackled! OK, I'm gonna tell you about my plan to rule the world and thats it", Clutch said.
"OK"
"This is how I rule the world", he said, and Clutch took out a black box and said, "Notice this?", he said
"Wow!", Raphael said, amazed.
"Yes, This is the Bug of Domination!", Clutch said beholding the box.
"I thought it was just a myth"
"I've searched for this thing for 15 months, and now I have it! I just got this 3 hours ago"
"How did you get it?"
"I bought it from a man"
"What? How much?"
"Pretty much everything that I have"
"What? a man, whoever that is, got a huge income of money, and he gave you the box, and you haven't at least checked whether it's real? Wow, your stupid"
"No I'm not!", Clutch said defensively
"Oh yeah, then check it now. The box in the myth has said that it has been lost for 3000 years, I think the Bug of Domination is dead"
"No it's not!"
"Then listen if you can hear it buzz"
Clutch listened. He listened for 2 minutes but the buzz he hoped for isn't there.
"It's alive", he lied
"No it isn't, I don't hear anything you know"
"OK, fine"
"Wait, how bout you open the box to check if it's alive!"
"Why should I do that?"
"OK, how bout this. Put it in front of me, then open it, so it kills me! You said you wanted me dead anyways right? So this is the perfect way to do it!"
Clutch thought for a moment, then agreed, "OK then"
Clutch opened the box and stepped away.
Raphael looked at the box for almost a minute.
"Is it there?", Clutch asked
"Nope", Raphael said, and Clutch cursed
Then the fly came out of the box and it flew, slightly unstable because it has been in the box for 3 millenium.
Then the fly looked at Raphael
"good-bye Raphael! This is where you die!", Clutch said, exitement filling his voice.
Raphael squished the fly.
Clutch stood there. Stunned. Unable to know what to do next.
"My. . .Fly. . .", Clutch said, pain filling his voice now.
"Oops", Raphael said
"So. . .This was your plan all along!"
The door suddenly smashed and a girl came in. "What's going on here?", Clarabelle said.
"What the-", Clutch said, but before finishing his sentence, Clarabelle charged him.
But before he could, Clarabelle grabbed his wrist then twisted it. Clutch howled in pain, He tried to kick but it was no use, he missed each kick he threw. Clarabelle punched him in the temple and he was knocked out. She came to Raphael and freed him.
"Are you OK?", Clarabelle said.
"Yep"
"Is he involved in bringing back Gummpy?", Clarabelle asked.
"Nope"
"Who is this guy?"
"What? Who am I? You know me!", Clutch said, but still rubbing his hands.
"No I don't. Raphael, who is this guy?", Clarabelle turned to Raphael
"This is-", But before Raphael said his name, Clarabelle blurted out.
"Never mind. We got bigger problems to face! Come on let's go!"
"Don't leave me here!", Clutch said
"Of course we wont, there will be cops in 10 minutes, so stay put."
"Oh, joy", Clutch said, sarcastically.
They were walking out, but Raphael looked back at Clutch and said.
"You know, we need more villains like you. You know villains who plan on ruling the world and stuff. But villains today are just. . . you know, just like lunatics"
Then he ran out leaving Clutch whimpering.
THE END!!!
Well? How'd you guys like it?
I got the idea from a book, but I didn't copy everything.
Here goes.
With the shadow wrapped around him and all the sliver of light dramatically over his eyes, the evil villain Von Clutch stood in the dungeon and watched his captive with predatory amusement.
The dungeon was dark and damp and dank, and the chains that bound the prisoner were big and thick and heavy. They shackled the bones of his wrists to the stone floor, forcing him to kneel.
Von Clutch liked that. The great hero, the living legend who foiled plan after plan, scheme after scheme, was now forced to look up at Von Clutch like he had always been meant to.
The hero, was dark blue in suit, but it is torn out, muddy and burnt. Von Clutch watched him as he struggled to be free from the shackles. He had been in the shadows for 15 minutes, and he hoped that the hero hasn't noticed him. He didn't notice him.
The hero has been shackled for just 4 hours. Von Clutch went out of the shadows.
"Hello Raphael, It's good to see you", Von Clutch said sneering.
Raphael didn't move.
Von Clutch looked at Raphael and thought to himself that he was badly hurt. But he didnt have any concerns for him, he was a villain he thought.
Wait a minute... Is he sleeping?
So Von Clutch gave Raphael a little kick and waked him up.
He cleared his throat and began again.
"Hello Raphael, It's good to see you", Von Clutch replayed again, also sneering.
Raphael yawned and saw Von Clutch.
"Um", Raphael said unsure. "Hello", Raphael said, like in any other conversation to start.
"I have captured you at last", Von Clutch said.
"It seems you have", Raphael answered
"You have spoiled my evil plans for the last time", his voice raising
"It seems I do"
"Now that I have captured you, I will now-"
"Von Clutch? Rupert Von Clutch? Is that you?", Raphael broke Von Clutch's sentence
"Of course it's me! You have spoi-"
"What are you doing here? How are you involved in all this?", Raphael broke Clutch's sentence again
"What? What am I doing here. . .? What do you mean what am I doing here? I've captured you!", Clutch said defensively
"Yes, you have captured me, but what are you and Revil doing together?"
"What? I dont even know who Revil is!"
"So your not going to bring back Gummpy into this world again?"
"Of course not! Why would I want Gummpy back in this world?" (Sorry Gummpy, couldnt think of any other names, no offence)
"Ah, so your not here to bring back Gummpy"
"Yes that is right"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I'm here to rule the world", Clutch said, raising his clenched fist.
"OK then"
"OK? your not going to stop me? but your my arch-enemy", Clutch said confused.
"Of course not. I'm shackled here right? how am I going to get out?", Raphael said
"What? what do you mean? But you always get out!"
"Um, it seems I do"
"Then what is your escape plan?"
"I dont know"
"But, but, but, your my arch-enemy, your supposed to have plans"
"You? my arch-enemy? no, no, no, your not my arch-enemy"
"Then who is?"
"There's Mevolent, Serpine, and the others, but not you"
"Then where am I on your villains list? I'm a great killer!"
"Um, no your not"
"Then do I look like to you?"
"Merely a killer"
"Merely?"
"Yep"
Clutch looked at Raphael for a while, confused. After 2 minutes he picked up his robe then began to walk out.
"Where are you going?", Raphael said
"I'm going to rule the world", Clutch said
"OK"
"Um, I have a question", Raphael said
"What?", Clutch said, annoyed
"About you "ruling the world" plan, how do you plan to rule the world exactly?"
"Thats my secret!", Clutch said, still annoyed
"OK. Another question"
"WHAT?", Clutch, anger rising in his head
"Let's say you ruled the world. How are you going to solve the issues?"
"What issues?"
"Like, the whole world revolting against you"
"I'll kill them all"
"How?"
"I'll hire thousands of soldiers"
"OK, how bout the media?"
"What about the media?"
"They will make a bad story about you"
"I'll kill them too"
"how bout-", then Clutch blurted out
"Shut up! Why am I supposed to talk to you anyways? your the one shackled! OK, I'm gonna tell you about my plan to rule the world and thats it", Clutch said.
"OK"
"This is how I rule the world", he said, and Clutch took out a black box and said, "Notice this?", he said
"Wow!", Raphael said, amazed.
"Yes, This is the Bug of Domination!", Clutch said beholding the box.
"I thought it was just a myth"
"I've searched for this thing for 15 months, and now I have it! I just got this 3 hours ago"
"How did you get it?"
"I bought it from a man"
"What? How much?"
"Pretty much everything that I have"
"What? a man, whoever that is, got a huge income of money, and he gave you the box, and you haven't at least checked whether it's real? Wow, your stupid"
"No I'm not!", Clutch said defensively
"Oh yeah, then check it now. The box in the myth has said that it has been lost for 3000 years, I think the Bug of Domination is dead"
"No it's not!"
"Then listen if you can hear it buzz"
Clutch listened. He listened for 2 minutes but the buzz he hoped for isn't there.
"It's alive", he lied
"No it isn't, I don't hear anything you know"
"OK, fine"
"Wait, how bout you open the box to check if it's alive!"
"Why should I do that?"
"OK, how bout this. Put it in front of me, then open it, so it kills me! You said you wanted me dead anyways right? So this is the perfect way to do it!"
Clutch thought for a moment, then agreed, "OK then"
Clutch opened the box and stepped away.
Raphael looked at the box for almost a minute.
"Is it there?", Clutch asked
"Nope", Raphael said, and Clutch cursed
Then the fly came out of the box and it flew, slightly unstable because it has been in the box for 3 millenium.
Then the fly looked at Raphael
"good-bye Raphael! This is where you die!", Clutch said, exitement filling his voice.
Raphael squished the fly.
Clutch stood there. Stunned. Unable to know what to do next.
"My. . .Fly. . .", Clutch said, pain filling his voice now.
"Oops", Raphael said
"So. . .This was your plan all along!"
The door suddenly smashed and a girl came in. "What's going on here?", Clarabelle said.
"What the-", Clutch said, but before finishing his sentence, Clarabelle charged him.
But before he could, Clarabelle grabbed his wrist then twisted it. Clutch howled in pain, He tried to kick but it was no use, he missed each kick he threw. Clarabelle punched him in the temple and he was knocked out. She came to Raphael and freed him.
"Are you OK?", Clarabelle said.
"Yep"
"Is he involved in bringing back Gummpy?", Clarabelle asked.
"Nope"
"Who is this guy?"
"What? Who am I? You know me!", Clutch said, but still rubbing his hands.
"No I don't. Raphael, who is this guy?", Clarabelle turned to Raphael
"This is-", But before Raphael said his name, Clarabelle blurted out.
"Never mind. We got bigger problems to face! Come on let's go!"
"Don't leave me here!", Clutch said
"Of course we wont, there will be cops in 10 minutes, so stay put."
"Oh, joy", Clutch said, sarcastically.
They were walking out, but Raphael looked back at Clutch and said.
"You know, we need more villains like you. You know villains who plan on ruling the world and stuff. But villains today are just. . . you know, just like lunatics"
Then he ran out leaving Clutch whimpering.
THE END!!!
Well? How'd you guys like it?
....or do I? 