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Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:52 pm
by Lightning
Ask us anything! Doesn't make sense? Perfect! Shandris and I will tie facts of the question together to come up with an insane, yet logical, answer.
Example:
Why do ferrets like waffles?
Answer:
The body of a ferret weeds out any fiber that they try and digest quickly as a substiute for iron in their systems. Waffles are a GREAT (and tasty) source of fiber. Hence, why ferrets like waffles. 
Did the question make sense? Nope.
Ask away and ENJOY!!!! Have anything to say Shandris?
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:16 pm
by Shandris
*puts glasses on and takes out a pencil*
very good point there Gale, i have also found conclusive proof from an outside source (see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCZgxBzwKM for more evidence) that adding peanut butter to said waffles will increase the likleyhood of a happy ferret. as with your explanation, peanuts are another fantastic source of fiber! the cleverness (and cuddliness) of ferrets never ceases to amaze me.
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:59 pm
by OrionRising
I have been pondering upon this question for the last week...
How did ninja turtles get apposible thumbs?
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 8:59 pm
by Weresloth
Question: Why can't parrots fly backwards even on Tuesdays?
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:22 pm
by schnitter
WHY DOES MY TOE HURT WHEN I MOVE IT!!!!!
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:43 pm
by Lightning
Comet: One word....Mutants.
Weresloth: It's true that Tuesday is the "more energy" day from being so lethargic on Mondays....In order to propel one's self backwards, the wings would be needed to moved back first, and pushed forward from an upright position. If you see the anatomy of your average bird (most birds) in Figure 1-A, you'll see that the shoulders are positioned somewhat in front of the body (near the chest) and pulling inwards, enabling them to move their wings backwards given that they're not in that current position. However, parrots are somewhat...."special" 
. In Figure 1-B, you can see that the shoulders are positioned backwards, giving the parrot no more room to go.
FIG 1-A Modern Bird Anatomy
FIG 1-B Modern Parrot Anatomy
Schnitter: Because Shandris told it to.
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:03 pm
by atlervetok
why can't i never find my lighter when im drunk?
and why do i always seem to have run out of cigs before i start drinking?
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:07 pm
by Lightning
Atler: What can't you find your lighter when you're drunk? You're drunk...thats why. Why do you run out of cigs? Because you smoke.
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:11 pm
by Jade
why is it i can't seem to ever reach the remote
Re: Shandris and Gale's Question Corner
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:35 pm
by Lightning
From which position and at which time of what day?
