Zorg Empire

ok well this is a topic were u post some of the best/worst things ever that count as Epic Fail's

There will be no posting directly relating to a person ...like jack ur name fails....none of that,...but u can say wat a person did was fail not a person themselves...


My Epic Fail-

U go to the edge of the rainbow to find gold, but theres a leprochan there, he says,

"this is the beginning of the ranbow, The pot of gold is in the end", EPIC FAIL

Your attempt at humor. Epic fail.

Thatguyeric wrote:Your attempt at humor. Epic fail.

Especially since there's so much real material on the subject to choose from.

lol i liked that one Gale...

How about this one... i am sure everyones done this...

Your sitting in math class, staring out the window thinking, "School! Be over" while the teacher is talking. You don't hear a word they say. Then, the teacher calls on you .

Then you look around dumbfounded.

Heres another fail, i was in 3rd grade when i did it.

So i was taking one of the big state wide tests, the reading section. I was righting the answer down when i forgot how to spell, "of". I couldn't get it out of my head that it was spelled "ov". Over and over again i wrote it down, "ov". Finally i gave up and just left it.

FAIL.

comettail27 wrote:
So i was taking one of the big state wide tests, the reading section. I was righting the answer down when i forgot how to spell, "of". I couldn't get it out of my head that it was spelled "ov". Over and over again i wrote it down, "ov". Finally i gave up and just left it.

FAIL.

lol I do things like this all the time, even now in 9th grade. I just freeze up on tests.

Zorg empire fail aka my first moon

So this is WAY back bout a year ago round when i just started. I didn't know anything bout the game and had just learned of fleetsaving. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... i try fleetsaving to an ACTIVE players planet...

Two things wrong with this... one, since i didn't have a moon, it was a planet to planet fleetsave
and two, it was towards an active player (like i already mentioned...)

Soooooo... it seems that at some point when i was offline the player who i was fleetsaving towards got online... but it seems that he was even more of a n00b than i was He decides to attack me WITHOUT espionaging me and with his entire fleet. So i wake up in the morning to find that 5 attacks are coming at me and 3 or 4 have already hit. I am devistated... until i look at the fleets coming towards me and realize that they all would be easily destroyed and all the ones that have already hit failed. So just sit and watch laughing.

Then... To my surprise... the final fleet comes in and BOOM a huge DF (for my low level) AND a moon! my first ever.

Fail on part of the player who attacked me.

Attacker CometTail27(E~A) Defender Zorgon1 (300)

The defender has won the battle !
The attacker has lost a total of 88.315.500 units.
The defender has lost a total of 9.946.150 units.
A debris field containing 38.857.440 units of Metal and 15.770.550 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.
The probability of creating a moon is : 20 %
A moon has formed around the planet ××× [×:×××:××] !

Déjà vu eh Comet?