Breaking news: Energizer Bunny arrested, Charged with Batter

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Today on NEWS Now, The energizer bunny got arrested for battery.

We have reports that he was resisting arrest and refused to give uphis drum.

He injured 1 officer with a drumb stick;

He was Tazed and then shot.

Meraculously he survived and now says that he has a fobia to drumming and was Full of Energy.

He is now in The "WALL Outlet General Hospital " getting "charged up" for his trial...
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Re: Breaking news: Energizer Bunny arrested, Charged with Ba

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More news: They learned he did some things to...Buzz the light year........and he sold Energizers..........a lethal drug for toys.....

sad sad bunnies...also he blew up the aliens space ship after fixing their mother ship.....

also Flinestones were supporting him to smuggle out batteries so they dont expand to the future...AMISHERS....

yabba dabba...... DONT

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chrisOH wrote:its about time they caught him. i hear he has incidents all over the world and he would just keep going and going and going. THOSE WHERE SOME ONES CHILDREN!!!!!
HAHAHAHAH lmfao!!!!
"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict what they will do. "

Re: Breaking news: Energizer Bunny arrested, Charged with Ba

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hey guys have you heard that the sham wow guy got arrested too its just sooooo funny how people from ads can get arrested and they are just random people that advertise stuff and im sad now coz i used that rabbits brand batterys today for my keyboard i want to take them out right now but i dont want to coz its going to take ages to get differant 1s so yeah long story short im sad :(
Who said making enemies isnt fun?