Nope I have no purple items... I think...

The next poster has an eternally runny nose.

Gotta go back on the rock...

The next poster thinks sultry things about ferrets and penguins.

I hate the world. When will they understand that beasteality doesn't make you a freak??!!??
oh uhh, hmm, nope, can't say that's true slash

The next poster will dislike curtis (I had to say this because I will feel good when I am right)

wtf is wrong with you?im not even in this thread so why are you mentioning me?your starting to creep me out

the next poster is also creeped out.

Correct! Nothing more scarier than a stalker

The next poster has sideburns.

WRONG

no sideburns but a lengthy goatee

The next poster will have carpal tunnel syndrome from raiding in ZE.

Wrong, i dont have diddly squat for raids .

I bet the next poster goes to college.

Wrong. Senior in high school.
I bet the next poster is under 18.

right!
i bet the next poster is on a laptop