Dang, too bad my shield domes would stop the bs, pretty sure Im still KotH

<.< ..... >.>......no one on hill,eh?

Time to take my rightful place as Koth!!!

(Sry for pulling this back up. But really, it's on the third page folks, time for a revival )

I make a time machine and return in time before someone stood on the hill and go stand there

kotH

I find the blueprint's for your time machine and build one myself(forgot to destroy the evidence i see . I go back in time before you go there, and i set up some defense turrets and land mines to keep people away.

Koth

i build a robot army to detonate ur mines and take out ur defences then i run up and kick u down the hill
then i order my robot army to protect the hill at any cost(i did not use aliens that would be immoral)


Koth

I aim micro-wave radiation at the hill, short-circuiting the robots. Then while you are swearing about the fact that you now have cancer... I knock you down the hill.

KOTH

I hire a group of ninjas to "remove" you from the hill . I stand on top of the hill, with my ninja buddies protecting me. I use the robot debris to create a force-field around me. No gun, explosives, or laser can kill me from the outside of my shield .

Koth.

i dig a tunnel helped by my minotaur friends till its right under u my minotaurs take out ur ninjas and i fill up the hole ur burried under all the eart btw thanks for the force shield
Koth

oh whats this? a red button at the bottom of the hill that says "do not push, turns off force field", so i push it, yay for silly engineers!

all your minotaur buddies are distracted by the group of cows that came with me, and they all go away, get married and live happily ever after

then i sneak up behind your throne and accidentally say hai to your brains with the big axe you left next to it... hehehe.. now i build an even bigger throne with an extremely repelling shade of pink paint that melts the eyes of anyone not wearing my awesome sunglasses.. and also surround the hill with thousands of nests of those huge army ants..*shudders*..then put the turn off forcefield button next to me and turn it back on

Qoth