chuck norris jokes

IKICKAYOUWASSNOW

#41 by IKICKAYOUWASSNOW

Chuck Norris knows all and understands all - except fear

Death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at the touch of death.

Nym132

#42 by Nym132

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money then you.

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superiordude55

#43 by superiordude55

chuck norris is so bad when he looks in the mirror his reflection runs away!

"You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER..."

IKICKAYOUWASSNOW

#44 by IKICKAYOUWASSNOW

The other dinosaurs went extinct because of the largest and most deadly dinosaur... the Chuck Norrisaurus

Death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at the touch of death.

Nym132

#45 by Nym132

The cars have to look both ways when Chuck Norris crosses the street