Say check if youve ver had that friend you liked that always had a boyfriend/was recently broken up? Ever had them like you back? Had all that but only be told when you moved to another country. Come back at christmas thinking neither of you liked the other, or at least you definitely dont? Had her have a boyfriend again but did still like you? So you find out after getting with her best friend at her birthday party?
The weird bit is here: You come back again for a month, she gives you advice on her friend (basically dont but shes right

), has a dead on boyfriend thats shes in love with, goes on about him for nearly an hour, then asks can she pin you to ground, is allowed to pin youto the ground, sits on your chest, kneels on your elbows, then starts asking you what size her boobs are?
Strange enough?
The conversation goes downhill, shes making suggestive comments (highly) while still praising her bf, and youre left with no idea whether shes trying to see if you like her, joking around, or what the story is.
Check.
Oh and /rant. For the three of you interested in the story apologies for the lack of detail at the end but there are innocents here. I think. Younglings anyway.
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