They also do all of the work............hehehe.....

You know youre ****ed when you get told youre representing the local law enforcement, youre a juniorest member thereof with chainmail, a bow, and a flintlock pistol. Youre supposed to be keeping a Techpriest of Mars(With Handcannon), 2 Psykers, (One with flying, invisibility and a crossbow, and the other is Darth Vader), an Assassin(14 Weapons so far), a Sister of Battle(With a Shotgun with Incendiary Shells no less, played by the Psychotic Looter), a local Criminal scummer(BFF of the SoB), and an Imperial Guardsman(Complete with armour and laser weaponry...and another incendiary shotgun) under wraps.
At least the guardsman gave me the spare shotgun...sans firebomb shells.
Now I just need to level so I can use it properly. Still managed to gib two enemies though, more than anyone else. With -20 to hit no less.

Well this seems to be the perfect place to post this story.
U know those times when u know u know the answer to a question just your mind won't let u find it... well, in third grade on a state wide test, i forgot how to spell the word "of", ya i knew it was not spelled "ov" but that is all that i could think of, i spent like five minutes going through my thoughts but still could not come up with the right spelling. So i wrote "ov".

Then earlier today, i realized how stupid i had been all those years ago, i could have just looked through the booklet with all the questions an i am sure it would have been somewhere on those two pages. I now laugh at my own stupidity.

Spankie wrote:First of all, that was a line off of Eclipse's posting. Secondly, I guess blind ppl can drive up to any ATM that you can stroll up to.

....What?....(Eclipse if you posted that, I'm sorry ^^.)

comettail27 wrote:...i forgot how to spell the word "of"...So i wrote "ov"...i could have just looked through the booklet with all the questions an i am sure it would have been somewhere on those two pages. I now laugh at my own stupidity.

Ahahahahahaha!


Just got another one. A friend and I were talking about aliens the other day and I said, "Have you ever noticed that the only place UFO's seem to be sighted is America?...Wow...we're just DYING for attention ." Lol I had heard it from another friend a few months ago, but I thought it was really funny. I mean sure - there's a few random reports around the world about UFO sightings, but it's usually just the USA...LOL.

I have a story similar to cometail's, except mine was more idiotic.
When I was in fourth grade, we had to do an essay on buffalos.
And after about four words I looked back and I spelt "f" wrong. I tried to remember what "F" looked like, but nothing came up, so I wrote "the bullalo" instead of "the buffalo". I was such a fool, and this is completely true.

When you shower with your clothes on you show your crazy.

When you shower with your clothes off you show your nuts.

Only if youre male though

The Govt. says our oceans don't protect us anymore..........I have to disagree.....