double ended red lightsaber, force lightning and red sabre ninja stars

what a nerd.... light sabers dont exist!

I'll just set you outside in one of our Canadian winters

Drop them in a volcano that is about to go active in a minute.

Introduce them to Vladimir the Impaler. 'Nuff said.

-Istalris-

I like this one:

Hit the person in the throat. While in shock. Take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of the neck. Then slowly insert your fingers into the hole and start tugging on the spine. Find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. Use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnet the tissues holding onto the spine. Then take the spine out of there back with your fingers.

Now they've lost very little blood and still alive. But have no spine. Now take both your thumbs. And place them anywhere under a rib. And pull up very hard and them push it back. Puntureing all alot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in there back. Pour gassoline on it and down the hole you cut for there spine. And into there mouth.

Now bend back and break off all of there fingers. Use the bones to sick into there eyes and slowly carve holes in the eyes. Now pour gas into the eye sockets. And do the same for nose. Now take the knife and slice off tones. Take the pinkey toe bone and jam it into there dick-hole. And then pour more gass into there mouth. Now slit there wrist and pour gas into the wrist slittings. Now stick black-cats into the hole you put on the spinearea and into the fingersockets. And rib puncture holes. Stick a ciggrette into the persons mouth. Light it. Now they'll be on fire on the inside. Watch as guts shoot out of his back as the black cats go off.

Now hes dead.

IKICKAYOUWASSNOW wrote:I like this one:

Hit the person in the throat. While in shock. Take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of the neck. Then slowly insert your fingers into the hole and start tugging on the spine. Find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. Use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnet the tissues holding onto the spine. Then take the spine out of there back with your fingers.

Now they've lost very little blood and still alive. But have no spine. Now take both your thumbs. And place them anywhere under a rib. And pull up very hard and them push it back. Puntureing all alot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in there back. Pour gassoline on it and down the hole you cut for there spine. And into there mouth.

Now bend back and break off all of there fingers. Use the bones to sick into there eyes and slowly carve holes in the eyes. Now pour gas into the eye sockets. And do the same for nose. Now take the knife and slice off tones. Take the pinkey toe bone and jam it into there dick-hole. And then pour more gass into there mouth. Now slit there wrist and pour gas into the wrist slittings. Now stick black-cats into the hole you put on the spinearea and into the fingersockets. And rib puncture holes. Stick a ciggrette into the persons mouth. Light it. Now they'll be on fire on the inside. Watch as guts shoot out of his back as the black cats go off.

Now hes dead.

Hmm...I'm clearly not as sadistic...I would take a shotgun and a knife...slowly cut them making sure not to hit any arteries or vains so they wouldn't die instantly...Do this about 20-30 times then I would take the shot gun and blow their **** off, then I would put the shot gun in their mouth, but not pointed at the brain...pointed down...Then I would fire making a hole in their jaw. Then poor gasoline and some salt on them so that they feel extreme burning pain before dying. Also, I would poor vinegar in their eyes.

the favorite one I ever heard. wrap barbed wire around a baseball bat, cut open thier stomach, attach the intestines to the barbed wire and attach the bat to a very slow lathe machine and watch it slowly turn and pull the intestines out.