The most serious question known to man is simple. It is a matter of life or death, float or drown, and fly or fall to your miserable death. There could only be two answers, but, still, to this day, no one knows for sure the answer. Man shall never rest until this mystery has been revealed.

The question is:


Do you know.. the Muffin Man?

I answer with another question:which muffin man?

I suppose the one that lives on Drury Lane or that crackhead in Illinois.