in what must have been a herculean effort on his part, Pein finally brought my defenses to its knees. I bow before his fleeting prowess. Pein (PL) vs Majora (AZG) The attacker has won the battle ! You receive 85.863 units of Metal, 208.353 units of Crystal and 240.386 units of Deuterium. The attacke...

Granted. You never wake up from your sleep again.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay for my Japanese film class.

a grand idea, and I concur with weresloth, it would make transport much easier

Your wish, left unfinished, results in Emily Scott gaining 300 pounds, developing a severe case of necrosis on the left side of her face and never heard from again.

I wish that Joss Whedon's Firefly was never cancelled prematurely.

Granted, but ZE actually turns into your accounting homework

I wish I knew how to fluently speak, read and write in every language on planet Earth.

granted, but it's diet and caffeine free.

I wish I had more free time.

I have this friend who has made a counseling service on an online game forum. I'm pretty sure he just uses it to make witty retorts at people who sarcastically pose their made-up problems. What should I do?